Oh, CBE Digital, How Do I Hate LOVE Thee!

Wretched pee sticks.

You've mocked me for many a year.

So many times you've slammed my hopes back down my throat with your stark, white spaces and glaring "Not Pregnant" status.

Only once have you had my back.

I wondered if we would ever again have a "normal" relationship.

Alas, it seems I was too quick to judge.

For today, at least, you seem to have changed your mind.

Let's make a deal, shall we?

Stick around this time and I just might take back everything bad I ever said about you.