Who Needs Coffee When You've Got FMU?

I'm a spiller.

Food, drinks, paint, glue -- you name it, I've spilled it.

Coffee is my biggest nemesis.  If I'm wearing white, you can guarantee that by 8 a.m. I'll also be wearing a nice, brown coffee stain as well.

So, it should come as no surprise, that today I spilled something a little, um, more personal.

You see, I keep a specific coffee cup on the ledge of the bathtub in my bathroom, right next to the toilet.  The tub never gets used, and it's hidden by the shower curtain most of the time.  But it's also within grabbing distance for those mornings when I think that POAS is a good idea.

I suppose that what IS surprising is how many times I have successfully managed to pee in said mug without making a mess out of myself.  Alas, today that streak was broken.  I'm not talking a little drip or dribble here, folks -- I'm talking full-fledged sloshing, all over my leg, my shorts, and the floor.

Talk about a good-morning wake-up call.

Before jumping in the shower, though, I decided to pull out the FRER and my last internet cheapie.  As I stared forcefully at the test while it processed, willing it to show two lines (don't pretend you don't do that), I thought I saw a whisper of a second line on the cheapie.  The FRER, of course, was starkly negative.

Fast-forward about half an hour.  I am now showered and wide awake, no coffee needed!  I decide to take a second look.

And though Ms. FRER would beg to disagree, there, on my beloved cheapie, unbelievably faint, was my second line.

*Edited to add: Being the pee-a-holic I am, I of course went out and bought more tests after school today.  And OF COURSE I had to try them out.  And there is a definite line, darker than this morning, though still faint -- and WELL within the testing window this time.  Mo is waiting to get too excited until he sees a "real" line (meaning you can see it across the room!) but I am confident that we'll get there in a few days time.  :-)